Four Businessmen in a Limo

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Four Businessmen in a Limo


There were four businessmen - An American, a Cuban, an Englishman, and a Nigerian cruising in a Limo.

The Cuban, who had been puffing on his Havana cigar, threw it out the window after only smoking it half way.

The American was astounded and said �Are you nuts? Do you have any idea how much those are worth in my country?� The Cubans simply replied, �My country is full of that shit.�

The American, unwilling to be one-upped, pulled off his Rolex and tossed it out the window.

The Nigerian was amazed and said �Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how much those are worth in my country?� The American replied grinning, �My country is full of that shit.�

Now the Brit who, up to this point had been ignoring the others, calmly reached across, grabbed the Nigerian by the collar, opened the car door and kicked him out.

The Cuban and American were confused and asked, �Are you trying to get us arrested? Why the hell did you do that?� The Englishman casually replied, �My country is full of that shit!�

 

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