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Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
What a Italian bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney uh-lo'-nee:
Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette urn'-a-det:
The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize ur'-gler-ize:
What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse e-klips':
What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper i'-drop-ur:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes hee'-rhos:
What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank left' bangk':
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty mis'-tee:
How golfers create divots.

Paradox par'-uh-doks:
Two physicians.

Parasites par'-uh-sites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist:
A helper on the farm.

Polarize po'-lur-ize:
What penguins see with.

 

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